Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Humor: Bible reading

Top 10 list of signs you may not be reading your
Bible enough
:

10.) The preacher announces the sermon is from
Galatians . . . and you check the table of contents.

9.) You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have had a
few hit songs during the 60's.

8.) You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII
savings bond falls out.

7.) Your favorite Old Testament patriarch is Hercules.

6.) Your favorite Bible verse is "Cleanliness is next to
godliness."

5.) You become frustrated because Charlton Heston
isn't listed in either the concordance or the table of
contents.

4.) Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon,
you demand: "Who gave you this stuff?"

3.) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the
quarries.

2.) You keep falling for it every time when the preacher
tells you to turn to First Condominiums.

And the number one sign you may not be reading your
Bible enough:

1.) The kids keep asking too many questions about your
usual bedtime story: "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His
Ark of Many Colors."