Sunday, February 20, 2005

Humor - raisin

Once upon a time in old France there was a small
vineyard run by a coven of witches. The grapes that
grew there were used exclusively for the production
of raisins, and were always harvested under a full
moon to preserve the magic properties some of them
had.

The witches believed that one full moon in seven
was a bad one. While the raisins made from grapes
harvested under a good moon were ordinary and
mostly went to general consumption, grapes
harvested under a bad moon would rot, with one
exception: The biggest and strongest of the
grapes would survive to become the legendary . . .
Bad Moon Raisin.