Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Joke: parking

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read:
"I have circled the block ten times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note:
"I've circled this block for ten years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."