Saturday, March 05, 2005

Joke: rakin' it in

Three boys were in the schoolyard bragging to each
about their fathers, each trying to outdo the other.

The first boy said, "My Dad scribbles a few words on
a piece of paper, calls it a poem and they give him $50
for it."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it
a song and they give him $100."

The third boy says, "I've got you both beat. My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls
it a sermon and it takes eight men to collect all the
money!"